How To Make An Awesome BANANA SPLIT

I am now going to reveal the secret art of making the worlds' most famous and amazing dessert: the BANANA SPLIT. (so you guys will not create something that kills with contact and because I have to)

You will need:

1 Tasty radiation free Banana (Nothing from Japan)

3 Scoops of Melamine Free Ice-cream of any flavour that recipient likes (Nothing from China)

1 Bottle of preheated chocolate syrup that DOES NOT KILL (DO NOT heat the bottle)

1 Can of Melamine free Whipped Cream (No China Whipped Cream)

1 NON-LETHAL and GOOD LOOKING bowl that a banana can fit in (DO NOT steal from a posh restaurant)

AND...

Any amount of nuts that satisfy recipient (DO NOT TAKE A TRUCKLOAD; make sure it all fits in the bowl)

THE way to make it.....

1. Peel your Not From Japan Tasty Radiation Free Banana

2. Cut the Not From Japan Tasty Radiation Free Banana in half

3. Put the two pieces of Not From Japan Tasty Radiation Free Banana in the Not Stolen From A Posh Restaurant Non-Lethal and Good Looking Bowl That A Banana Can Fit In.

4. Put your Not From China Melamine Free Ice-cream in the Not Stolen From A Posh Restaurant Non-Lethal and Good Looking Bowl alongside the Tasty Radiation Free Banana pieces

5. Drizzle the bottle of Preheated chocolate syrup that does not kill all over the Banana and Ice cream.

6. Apply Melamine Free Whipped Cream and Nuts

7. Recipient may begin eating the now completed BANANA SPLIT.

LA onlne lesson -letter to Japan

Lim Residence,
Cardboard Box On The Street

Singapore 593847
30th March,2011

Dear Mr. Jones,
I have read the story that you wrote about your unfortunate situation and your trying to escape the panic that has taken over the country. Therefore, I am writing to you to ease your worries.
I agree that many people are panicking unnecessarily and that the media is increasing that panic by reporting there is increasing panic in the country. I can sympathize with your feelings and emotions and i think that all the panic is really unnecessary and that the source of the hysteria is really the minds of the people in Tokyo, although it is really worrisome that the radiation will spread to Tokyo.

I understand that you feel as worried as the other people in Tokyo. But do not worry. Already the world is rallied to help Japan and has sent aid and resources. Japan has faced many disasters before and has always bounced back to resume life. This disaster should be no different. Soon, life will return to normal and the panic will subside.

As the saying goes "when the going gets tough, the tough get going." You are strong, not following the crowd and panicking all over the place. Do not let this disaster affect your spirit. You still have a family, and all of you are safe, and that is the most important thing. Please bounce back from the hysteria of Japan; I believe you can do it. This is just a small obstacle in life. Do not let it block you. Deal with it and move on, as strong men do. I believe in you and i am sure that many others do too!

May your spirit stay strong!!

Wei Yang
The Singaporean who is with you all the way in spirit