How To Make An Awesome BANANA SPLIT

I am now going to reveal the secret art of making the worlds' most famous and amazing dessert: the BANANA SPLIT. (so you guys will not create something that kills with contact and because I have to)

You will need:

1 Tasty radiation free Banana (Nothing from Japan)

3 Scoops of Melamine Free Ice-cream of any flavour that recipient likes (Nothing from China)

1 Bottle of preheated chocolate syrup that DOES NOT KILL (DO NOT heat the bottle)

1 Can of Melamine free Whipped Cream (No China Whipped Cream)

1 NON-LETHAL and GOOD LOOKING bowl that a banana can fit in (DO NOT steal from a posh restaurant)

AND...

Any amount of nuts that satisfy recipient (DO NOT TAKE A TRUCKLOAD; make sure it all fits in the bowl)

THE way to make it.....

1. Peel your Not From Japan Tasty Radiation Free Banana

2. Cut the Not From Japan Tasty Radiation Free Banana in half

3. Put the two pieces of Not From Japan Tasty Radiation Free Banana in the Not Stolen From A Posh Restaurant Non-Lethal and Good Looking Bowl That A Banana Can Fit In.

4. Put your Not From China Melamine Free Ice-cream in the Not Stolen From A Posh Restaurant Non-Lethal and Good Looking Bowl alongside the Tasty Radiation Free Banana pieces

5. Drizzle the bottle of Preheated chocolate syrup that does not kill all over the Banana and Ice cream.

6. Apply Melamine Free Whipped Cream and Nuts

7. Recipient may begin eating the now completed BANANA SPLIT.